Extreme Makeover, part 1!

Have you ever stopped by your local make-up store and picked up a couple fun new items to try? I have! Except instead of a FEW items, I decided to restock every beauty and toiletry product I had.

Why the insanity? Because after weeks of dealing with the constant pain of DH on my face, the embarrassment of looking like my skin was constantly falling off and the final humiliation of my CEO asking if I had "kissed a blowfish", I was willing to try anything.

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Medically, the solution is not to change makeup and shampoos. "Gluten is not absorbed through skin", you'll hear from well intentioned doctors. But practically, shampoo and makeup can accidentally find its way into your mouth when washing your face or hair for example. And after numerous accounts from online blogs and Facebook pages with people saying it helped, why not? I was preparing for a detox diet and  detoxing my products seemed like a logical part of the deal!

So one late Saturday afternoon, my boyfriend and I strolled into Ulta. He carried around a shoulder shopping bag while I started perusing products. Soon we had an army of employees helping us, everyone pulling out their phones to google innocuous ingredients in between squinting at the tiny ingredients list on each product label.

$700 (yes, that's $700 U. S. dollars and no, Ulta does not take promises, Monopoly money or tears as forms of payment)... and three hours later, I was poor AND ready to go home and purge my old product demons.... But that's another story....